Steve Sklar: Sklar to Run for Oval Office on the PAJAMA Party Ticket

On an implied but nonetheless clear invitation from Ted Cruz’s college roommate, and ascertaining that the current lineup of Presidential hopefuls leaves an opening as wide as a blimp for a new candidate, Ethical Culture’s very own erstwhile speaker Steve Sklar has decided to seek the Presidency. The Maplewood resident is running unopposed on the Project American Just Amateur Magnificence Again (PAJAMA) Party ticket. He has recently announced his candidacy on such notable media outlets as Youtube — well, only on Youtube — where already he has garnered literally tens of views and thousands, or maybe half a dozen, endorsements, many of them coming from non-relatives and two from almost certain strangers.
Sklar will consider, with all the respect that is due them, the no doubt well-meaning but deficient policies of rival contenders for the White House, will ruminate as only he can about what is lacking from their current campaigns, and will review the best of the actual statements they have made, to the end that we can all say together, “Really?”

When not on the campaign trail, Steve divides his time between practicing immigration law, studying group improv and longboarding on local asphalt. If you drive past him while he is engaged in the latter, he asks that you kindly refrain from running him over.